Hurricane Angie = Shitstorm = Soon to be History aka Shitstory.

 

史	Shǐ	history
使	shǐ	Make
便	biàn	Convenient by extension bathroom, including: shit.
更	gèng	more
卫星	wèixīng	satellite	Guard + Star
捕捉	bǔzhuō	Capture	catch+grab
形成	xíngchéng	Formed	appear+achieve
雷达	léidá	radar	thunder+reach
设备	shèbèi	equipment	installation+preparation
追踪	zhuīzōng	track	chase+track
飓风	ju4feng1	hurricane
台风	tai2feng1	hurricane